"Oh, if I had money enough to spend and leisure time to sit awhile
There is a fair maid in this town that sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosey cheeks and ruby lips, she alone has my heart in thrall.
So fill me to the parting glass. Goodnight and joy be with you all." The Parting Glass....

Amanda Tapping is my idol. I love Paget brewser. If you want to know, just ask. Sanctuary, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Haven, Castle, Law and Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, CSI, NCIS, NCIS:LA, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, Homeland, Bones, Nurse jackie, Primeval, Lie To Me, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami.
"Love all. Trust a few. Do wrong to none" William Shakespear, "Don't worry Gavin, I haven't devouered a Canadian in months" Henry Foss (Sanctuary), "Be the change you wish to see in the world", Music is my life, I love spurr of the moment desicions, I don't know how my brain works, but I love it!
I'm have a geky side, which I let out sometimes and have to put her back in the box! Book Worm!
Plain Truth, My Sister's Keeper, Harvesting the Heart, Handle With Care, Sing You Home, House Rules, Beneath The Lines, Second Glance, Harvesting The Heart, Vanishing Acts, Perfect Match, Salem Falls, Keeping Faith, The Pact, Mercy, Picture Perfect, Lone Wolf, Change of Heart,The Tenth Circle, The Story Teller (when it's available in Australia), Kathy Griffin is HILARIOUS.... @belindagirl101 on Twitter follow me, I follow back. Grammar Nazi, send me a message and you get a proper essay, grammar included. Educated and Strong Minded. Love debating and talking to peope, basketball player, love sport, lack moivation, my life is a movie yet to be writen. My scars show where I have been and how strong have become. Will stick with what I believe. Don't force your beliefs on me... I love science and english. My grandparents are from England, so yes, I do have a slight accent when i speak and no, I don't apologise for that. I have an ear for accents. No, I will not use them if you ask. If I know you well enough I may break one out. Proud t have English blood in me! Love Australia, love travelling, hate not having money! Not having $$ is a bitch! Love the Musical episode of Sanctuary - don't judge me. Am a slight nerd when it comes to Broadway Shows. Wicked is my favourite stage show of all time!!!!! Mary Poppins IS "Practically Perfect is every way", Hairspray was awesome on stage. Love Musicals, "The Sound of Music is my favourite along with The Wizard o Oz, The Phantom of the Opera, hairspray, Rock of Ages, Mama Mia, Les Miserables, Hairspray, Tea for Two, Calamity Janes, Doris Day, Kristen Chenoweth, Idina Menzel, Lucy Durack....
"This s not how it ends,here amongst friends, a future we'll never see" Fugue, Sanctuary.
I say random stuff, don't like it, don't listen, I have a thirst for knowledge and learning. Just because I work where I do, does notgive anyone the right to speak down to me, I am actually intellegent, just get to know me or have a conversation with me. I HATE bitching!!!! It does my head in.

16th April 2014

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16th April 2014

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shirabliss:

chlark:

Wash, Mal & Zoe | Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk & Gina Torres, ‘Serenity’ BTS

I like to imagine that the last gif is in character and Wash is like “Why doesn’t Zoe dip me like that?” or “There they go- is it slow dancing war buddies time again?”

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16th April 2014

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supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

supergayporno:

supergayporno:

shercocklocked:

i mean whAT

MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button’s really sensitive and the yodeling’s obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quickly pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner

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16th April 2014

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tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

tehnakki:

nerdiosity:

superwolfavengewholock:

It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.

I tried to scroll past it.

hahahahah. yes.

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16th April 2014

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Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

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16th April 2014

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Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

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16th April 2014

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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16th April 2014

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justdrivingthebus:

rashaka:

i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that

    

Source: rashaka

16th April 2014

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Look around your college classroom, spot the virgins.

See, this seems like a game until you skip over the girl with a short skirt and hair in front of her eyes because you heard last summer that she slept with like nineteen guys. You can’t see her hands, but they’re under the table, pulling a rosary through her fingers as she tries to wash the sin off her. She’s only ever kissed three people in her whole life and they’re all girls. She turned down the wrong guy and he told everyone she’s “a whore.” The label “slut” stuck to the bottom of her shoe and swallowed her up.

But that quiet girl who is always reading probably never touched someone else’s penis, you figure, because you don’t know that she goes home and strips down and pulls on tight black leather, you don’t know she’s got a set of whips that could make any set of knees quiver, you don’t know because she’s proud of what she does but she’s not stupid enough to let anyone know about it. She’s sexy, just not here, not where people judge.

See, the truth is: you have no idea who has lost their virginity, because it doesn’t change you. It doesn’t give you some kind of glow or superpower or stamp on your forehead. You know the feeling of waking up on your birthday and thinking “I don’t feel any older whatsoever”? That’s what maybe they’re all so afraid of you finding out: sex doesn’t change you. Sex doesn’t make you an animal, sex doesn’t suddenly make your relationship a million times more stable or intimate or romantic - it can’t fix what’s broken, although it can make the pain go away for a bit. Sex doesn’t really occur with eighty tea lights and a thick white rug. Sex is ugly and loud and frequently awkward, sex is excellent and breathtaking and when you wake up the next morning, you’re the exact same person. There’s not some magical connection with the person in bed beside you. Believe it or not, pregnancy isn’t some kind of punishment - but practice safe sex, get tested, don’t spread your germs around. They want to tell you, “Sex can ruin you” and I’ve heard that a lot as a little girl, that some boy would join me under my sheets and then dump me four days after, used, unhappy.

But I figured out that I’m not a fucking toy. Letting someone have sex with me is not letting them “use” me, because I’m not an object. My father said the issue lay in the fact “Men are insecure and need to know that they’re the best you ever had,” but I think that’s a steaming crock of absolute-wrong and if I didn’t tell the people I’m with how many others I’d slept beside, there would be literally no way for them to know my number, because I don’t rust, I don’t wear out, I don’t get bruised. I’m not a wilting fruit, I don’t go rotten.

But here’s the thing: some people connect sex and emotion. I don’t personally because I am probably secretly an ice storm in disguise, but I still respect my partner’s desires. If they’re the type to want love and sex to coincide, I let them. I don’t make fun, I don’t pull one-night-stands or friends-with-benefits, because it’s not their “reputation” I’m afraid for: it’s their heart I’m defending.

Here’s the thing: Instead of worrying about people’s “purity” and how it defines them as a person, worry instead about how you can protect other people’s emotions.

Because here’s the thing: look around your room and spot the virgins. Look harder. You can’t tell. Sex doesn’t alter people, it doesn’t make them act in a certain way nor dress in a certain manner. Sex and personality have nothing to do with each other. There’s a reason that virginity doesn’t show on someone’s face: because having sex doesn’t cause you to change.

"I lost my virginity to a boy I didn’t even love…" /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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16th April 2014

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